Welcome to another H$U$ presentation of “The Lone Wayne-ger” – Behind the mask of animal protection, it’s “look mommy, I’m a real cantankerous cowboy now, pardners with some of the most humane-est sexually-deviant boys who’ve ever taken cows to the rape rack before a high noon hangin’, and some good ol’ boy cut-throat fun. Look at me at the ranch, lookin’ to rustle up more and more cattle rustlers to deputize and welfare-ize, with me sayin’ smart cowboy things like’97% of the population eats meat – that’s a common way that people get their food’. Do you think that makes me sound like some idiot city slicker? …I don’t look like no city slicker in that there picture, in my Levi’s and western shirt, square dancing with my pacelle-posse cow-killing pardner, right? …He even let me drive that there tractor – eeeee-ha… I hope he lets me stab the cows right here on the ranch too, when they get to be big fat slabs of breathin’ humane meat profits…The cows are the only vegans I can relate to, these days…Hi-oh silver, and gold, and dollars!!!”
The Lone Wayne-ger
Tune in next week for another episode of “The Lone Wayne-ger”, when our masked hero attempts to save his vegan donor base by sending Deputy Paul Shapiro to assure animal rights activists that H$U$ “humane” ranching pardners promise to switch to non-leather saddles by the year 2050… http://nobull.mikecallicrate.com/news/nobull-hsus-on-the-ranch-there-were-some-big-surprises-on-a-gorgeous-colorado-fall-day/
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